Posted by
Logical Party on Monday, March 17, 2008 5:00:00 PM
10. I was texting Oprah and didn’t hear a word.
9. He was preaching about this America?
8. When he said “cracker,” I thought he was referring to those funny little wafers.
7. America is owned by white people; so I got all these votes because I’m white?
6. With friends like these, I wish I cozied up to Geraldine Ferraro!
5. Who knew someone could make Farrakkan look good?
4. Did you like that Bubba impression? Once he did that humping motion, my mind went blank.
3. So you can’t fool all the people all the time
2. I was in Libya when he said all this stuff!
1. Stay mum and remember: Campaign Donations Rule!
David DiBello